1. Bike's curves never sag.
2. Bikes last longer.
3. Bikes don’t get pregnant.
4. You can ride a Bikes any time of the month.
5. Bikes don’t have parents.
6. Bikes don’t whine unless something is really wrong.
7. You can kick your Bike to wake it up.
8. You can share your Bike with your friends.
9. You can use a silencer on a bike to reduce the 'noise'.
10. You only need to get a new chain or belt for your Bike when the old one is really worn.
11. If your Bike smokes, you can do something about it.
12. The more Bikes you have ridden, the better the newer Bike feels.
13. When riding, you and your Bike both 'arrive' at the same time.
14. Bikes don’t care about how many other Bikes you have.
15. Bikes don’t mind if you look at other Bikes.
16. New Bikes must be asked for, and if you don’t want to pay for them, you don’t get them.
17. If your Bike goes flat, you can fix it.
18. If your Bike is too loose, you can tighten it.
19. If your Bike is too soft, you can get different shocks.
20. If your Bike is mis-aligned, you don’t have to 'discuss things over' to correct it.
21. You can have a beer while riding your Bike.
22. You can have a 'cheap' Bike and still show it to your parents - infact they'll be happy too.
23. You respect the person that works on your Bike and tunes it for you, forget being jealous.
24. You don’t have to deal with priests or blood-tests to register your Bike.
25. You don’t have to convince your Bike that you’re a motorcyclist and that you think that Bikes are equals.
26. If you say bad things to your Bikes, you don’t have to apologize before you can ride it again.
27. You can ride a Bike as long as you want and it won’t get sore.
28. Your parents don’t remain in touch with your old Bike after you dump it.
29. Bikes always want you to ride them.
30. Bikes don’t insult you if you are a bad rider.
31. Your Bike never wants a night out alone with the other Bikes.
32. Bikes don’t care if you are late.
33. You don’t have to take a shower before riding your Bike.
34. It’s always ok to use tie downs on your Bike.
35. If your Bike doesn’t look good, you can paint it or get better parts.
36. You can’t get diseases from a Bike you don’t know very well.
37. The Bike doesn't care how many Bikes you have ridden in the past.
38. Bikes dont care if you buy 'Bike magazines'.
39. You can always 'buy' the Bike you like, and there is nothing wrong about it.
40. Bikes come with resale value.
41. Bikes don't ask for their own space.
42. Bikes can co-exist with other bikes under the same roof.
43. Bikes don't ask for a new paintjob every weekend in oder to look good.
44. Bikes don't leak too often.
45. You can kiss multiple Bikes a 'goodnight/good morning' at the same time and they still won't complain.
46. A Bike won't keep a watch on you.
47. A Bike won't read your e-mails/sms when you ain't around.
48. Bikes dont back-bitch.
49. Bikes don't have ego clashes with you.
50. Bikes come first in the well-known following of 'Bikes, Babes 'n' Booze'.
